Ocks of Zor, or Zorocks as he is affectionately known, hails from the planet Zor, of course.  After striking out in kickball (and thus his disgruntled visage) yesterday, Zorocks allowed me to come into his presence and told me he wants his own profile on the internet(s).  Here are his stats:

 

Turn-ons: spaghetti, people bearing gifts of spaghetti, and galactic peace

Turn-offs: pizza, fake people, and fake people bearing pizza

Favorite sport: Volleyball

Favorite poetic form: Rispetto

Favorite movie: Big Night

Favorite book: Edwin A. Abbott’s Flatland

Favorite grammar mistake: Dangling Modifier

Greatest fear: Lamination

 

 

 

Zorocks lives alone, but he has two good friends: baseball-playing Damone (male, pictured here in blue) and soccer-playing Frency (female, pictured here in red).

 

Zorocks would like his three-dimensional-visually-sighted friends to know that he will be stopping by for a spaghetti dinner at a home near you soon.